Kellyanne Conway's Sultry Glam Shot Has The Internet In Hysterics

Kellyanne Conway's Sultry Glam Shot Has The Internet In Hysterics
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In Sunday's interview with USA Today, senior White House adviser Kellyanne Conway discussed (among other things) the possibility that former President Barack Obama had conducted illegal surveillance on his successor using a microwave. Yes, seriously.

Conway's "spying microwave" suggestion was bizarre enough to make headlines for a few days, but the internet was more focused on the real issue that came up during her interview: The fact that Conway has a framed glamour shot of herself propped up in her living room.

If you look closely at Conway's side table, you can see a picture of her looking seductively at the camera as she caresses the edge of her fur hood. 

According to The Huffington Post, the picture was from a 2009 calendar of conservative women, and the blurb alongside it discussed her career as a pollster. 

"If there were a queen of polling, Kellyanne Conway would be it," the picture's description reads, per ABC News. “One of the most quoted pollsters in the nation, Conway is president and CEO of the Polling Company Inc., and is the author of What Women Really Want. Conway is wearing a navy sheared beaver jacket with fox trim and detachable hood from Miller’s Furs."

But, of course, the internet had some other theories about the story behind the picture:

Theory #1: Conway had the picture taken with a microwave, and that's how she knew they could be rigged for uses beyond heating food.

Theory #3: Conway is Joan Callamezzo from Parks & Rec.

Theory #4: Conway is actually Katniss Everdeen.

Theory #5: Conway is in a coven.

Theory #6: Theory #5: Conway once starred in an off-Broadway production of Evita.

Theory #7: Conway is a Slytherin recruit.

Theory #8: Conway is Madonna.

Theory #9: She is a Sith Lord.

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