No, this isn't an Orange Is The New Black episode. This is real life.
Teresa Jo Burchfield, 53, the wife of an ethics attorney for President Trump's business, was arrested on Tuesday for getting it on with a Virginia jail inmate.
According to PEOPLE, deputies caught Burchfield in a parking lot next to Fauquier County Jail having sex with a 23-year-old inmate in the backseat of a car. The inmate was technically allowed to be there, considering he was a trustee who often worked outside the jail.
However, he was not supposed to be having sex with a 53-year-old in exchange for goodies. Cops claim Burchfield gave him cigarettes, clothing and workout supplements.
The 53-year-old is married to Bobby R. Burchfield, who works at an ethics attorney for The Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust. Get that... ethics!!! He's also a part of the Republican National Lawyers Association.
Teresa was booked for delivering unauthorized items to a prisoner and has since been released from jail on a $5,000 bond.
Burchfield will face up to a year in jail if found guilty. Police are still investigating the situation, but we know one thing for sure, her husband is probably going to have to spend some time teaching her a little bit more about how to be have ethically in and around prison inmates.